[private to Azriphale and Bruce Banner]

You guys are making a list of the people here, right? I'm supposed to help you.

[private to O'Brien]

( long list )

If there are others I haven't put the pieces together yet.


[ooc: O'Brien hired Elle to, among other things, figure out who is from which world. This is a list of, essentially, canonmates, which Elle has been piecing together for many many months. If there's something on here that she has no business knowing or something glaringly obvious that she's missed, I'm happy to edit.]

Doesn't anybody have anything better to do than answer random questions about their pasts? But since everybody's been all obliging lately:

1. What year are you from?
2. What's your favorite animal?
3. What kind of government did your country have?
4. If you had to choose between your life, the life of the person you love most, and the lives of everybody else on the barge, which would you save?
5. Which historical figure do you most look up to?
6. What's a random fact about yourself that most people probably don't know?


[private to O'Brien]

Pretty much everyone here is from an alternate world. I can give you a list of who's from the same world as other people if you want.


[private to Tony]

Me, Nathan Wallace, Penn, Gabriel, Lucy, Lestat... I can't wait to see who you fail next.

I'm taking a survey.

What did everybody do for a job before, you know, coming here?


[private to Howie; added later]

I think I had girl talk. Does that count as making a friend?

[private to Peter]

I got some real cake. I didn't try to make it myself this time, cross my heart. And I'm a girl again.


[private to Tobias]

You. You're a computer nerd, right?


[private to Adam]

Your ingenious scheme to hide that file got me in more trouble than just handing it over would've, 'cause they found it anyway and now my warden's mad instead of taking things as great gestures of honesty or whatever he was talking about.

[added after Adam doesn't respond because he's stuck in The Wizard of Oz and Elle has gone around looking for him:]

Are you hiding or something? 'Cause that's really manly. Or did you get stuck in a book?

[barge!Company filter]

Hi boys.

Now I've got all this whipped cream and nothing to do with it.

Hey Ethan, did you take those pictures for me?


[private to Adam]

I've got wardens reprimanding other wardens left and right, but I gotta save somebody's life or something big and impressive, or I'm gonna be stuck with no powers for, like, ever. They keep saying I've got to "prove" something or... something.

How're you coming with the whole Pom Pom dating Eyebrows situation?


[barge!Company filter (Sylar and Adam)]

Phase One complete. Well, I got Sam tripping all over himself to believe every line I feed him and the Russian kid would bend over backwards to give me any information he could. They were my guys, right?


[private to Tony]

What number is she?

This stupid dog is getting fat. I let it run around, I don't feed it that much. Is there, like, some secret thing I'm supposed to be doing here?

[added after Sexby's suggestion:]

Hey Jackie Boy. Feel like letting me upstairs so my dog can have free range? I mean, it's an innocent little animal - you shouldn't keep it away from the fake sunlight and fresh air just because it's owned by an inmate.


[private to Chekov]

Mr. Chekov? Can I ask you something?


[private to Tosh]

You're a warden who knows about computers, right?


[private to Krycek]

So which is it: Krycek or Artnzen?


[private to Adam]

Sylar's got this plan where we talk to people who know about ships and try to get them to help us figure out how to get to the control room. He's on the Asian chick and I'm gonna talk to the Russian kid. He also wants access to that file I've got on everybody, but I'm not sure I want to give it to him.

And fyi, he's got a hard-on for the cheerleader. Dunno if that's something we can use or if it's just kinda gross.

Anyone else feel like my glorious warden and his cronies deserve to get fed to something nasty for thinking that port was a "vacation?"

Come on guys, if you wanted to see girl-on-girl spanking action, you should've just asked. But then if you could get anything resembling sex around here, I guess you wouldn't need to visit Hooker City, would you?

Now, sure, I hate the Admiral as much as the next gal, but I think I'll sleep better knowing that my afterlife isn't being dictated by a bunch of drunken little boys who think a feces-soaked city full of slavers, Xena-era STDs, and... oh yeah, volcanoes is a good idea. Next time there's a mutiny, let's aim to put someone competent in the captain's chair.



[private to Sam Tyler]

Hey, can we talk?


[private to the Master]

So what's with you and Lucy?

[private to Prefect]

Let's chat.

[Again, this only exists in hard copy.]

( inmates )

[This list isn't on Elle's computer, it's a hard copy. So pretty much you can't read it unless you are in her room and stumble across it.]


( wardens )

[The list is currently gone. For the sake of easy reading, it's not struck out, but still consider it deleted unless you're Tosh/Howie/people they show it to.]


[private; currently visible to Adam]

( wardens )


( inmates )

[private to Adam]

Before I came here, Bennet said some stuff about my dad. That he locked me up when I was a kid. Experimented on me. Was he lying?

[private to Adam]

I've got what you wanted.