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[cautionarytale]

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Dear Santa,

For Christmas I want a puppy named Izzy. It's not for me, so don't worry.

And I want all of my ability back, but if you can't manage all of it, I'd like 1500 volts and 10 amps.

- Elle

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Santa isn't real. Why am I writing to him?


[private to Peter]

Is it really your birthday?

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Comments

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

Possibly because it's Christmas time. And it seems to be the latest trend.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

It's a flood. Don't worry, it'll pass.

Watch her guilt-trip you, Tony :[

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Just because it'll be over soon doesn't mean I like it. It's rubbing in all the Christmases I never had as a child.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I don't expect you to like it. I was just saying you wouldn't have to put up with it for long. I'd stop it if I could, but wardens don't have any control over these floods.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Private - I flailed to death over the request for the dog, btw.

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

If it's really the 23rd of December, yeah.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday. I don't have a present for you, unless all you want is me naked with a bowl of whipped cream, but I could steal you some cake from the kitchen.

Private

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I don't want anything but you right now.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Then why aren't you over here yet?

[ooc: UM. Birthday!log or birthday!spam? Even though we've already got a billion other threads going...]

Private.

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

Because... I don't know actually.

[ooc; Ummm. I do want to play emo about his birthday!Peter, but could you start it? Effing family needs me now.]

Private.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Then get over here. But give me a few minutes first.

[ooc: Sure thing. I'll start a log.]

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

You feel the need to relive a childhood memory? I don't know.

Rose hit a nerve D:

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks a bunch, Dear Abby. Next time I need advice, I'll come straight to you!

While I've got you here, if I'm a Cancer and my boyfriend's a Capricorn, are we compatible? What about his domineering step-mother who does not approve of our love? Lend me your wisdom! What should I do?

I'm sorry. D:

[sheis-stilllost.livejournal.com]

Oh please do, by all means.

Elope.