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[cautionarytale]

Dear Santa,

You don't exist and I hate your holiday. But since you seem to show up here every year and grant wishes, here's mine: kill everyone on this boat. ["Except Vince and Adam" is scrawled in after the fact.]

No love,
Elle


Happy, Admiral? I wrote your stupid Christmas letter!


[private to Howie, after much hesitation]

I'm not alright.

Comments

Private

[grayatonement]

Sarcasm, for forgetting me.

Is "Vince" the one that's chasing you?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Vince was Peter's inmate.

Private

[grayatonement]

I know who he is. He's.. an acquaintance.

You didn't answer my question.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I gave you as much of an answer as you're gonna get.

Private

[grayatonement]

Fine.