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[cautionarytale]

[Elle looks soggy and annoyed and a little bit frazzled. Folks on level 5 may have recently heard a shriek because wheeee electrocution.]

Okay, seriously? Not. Funny. Whoever's behind this, I'll find you and I am totally gonna kick your ass!


[private separately to Adam and Howie, added after she calmed down and talked with T'Pol]

Why do guys like it when a girl jumps out of a cake?

Comments

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

So the whole marriage thing is really just an excuse to bang without having to go to hell after.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...no. It's about making an oath before God to love someone for the rest of your life, and to serve them, and cherish them and to be bound to them in the eyes of God.

It's not just an excuse.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You won't be getting a naked woman in a cake any time soon, and isn't that kinda sad?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I could have had one and I just turned it down.

It is a little, yes. But I'll die at peace with my own morality.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you'll also die a virgin.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I already have. There's nothing wrong with that. I'd rather die a virgin and with my faith, than an old man and without God.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

So what's wrong with sex anyway? It's fun.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with it. It just isn't something I believe should be given away easily, and is something that should be for the woman you love.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I... kinda think you're right. A little.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I won't, but it's nothing to be ashamed of, you know.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It's really sappy.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

There's no harm in that, either.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

As long as nobody finds out.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You know, they used to make fun of me at work for that kind of thing.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

See, I don't wanna get made fun of.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Which is why I'm not going to say anything, but they're idiots for making fun of someone taking a principled stand on something.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Watching someone jump out of a cake in a bikini is different, though. You're not actually having sex.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

True, but it's about resisting temptation.

And it's hardly respectful to women, is it?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's not?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Well, not really. You're not just, I dunno, objects for men's entertainment.

private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

[pause to contemplate whole new vistas of social issues] But... it can't just be fun for everybody?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It'd be nice if it was, but do you really think it is?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It's not?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Well, would you enjoy it? Really?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

If it was for a guy I knew as a joke, it might be fun. I dunno, I've never done it.