cautionarytale: (strawporn)
Elle Bishop ([personal profile] cautionarytale) wrote2010-01-20 09:39 pm

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I'm taking a survey.

What did everybody do for a job before, you know, coming here?


[private to Howie; added later]

I think I had girl talk. Does that count as making a friend?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Conned stupid men out of their money with ease.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like more fun than being a cop or a computer geek. How'd you do it?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
You first. What'd you do before this?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not buyin' it. Try again.
Edited 2010-01-21 03:04 (UTC)

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
No really. We had company vans and company stationary and everything.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you and the car salesman named Jack should get married. Not a bad looking guy.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
And I have a boyfriend. A really energetic boyfriend. I'm living plenty.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I used to think that too.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Peter? He's... nice. And built like racehorse.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Only the mean pudgy ones come your way?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Timid bunny rabbits. Science geeks. I don't know.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he was pretty cute.

How'd you two meet?

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Through work. Sort of. He's the boss' son. His brother was in the hospital and I kinda had to be there and we just bumped into each other.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
This is awkward. I don't know how to end this conversation.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You could just say you don't wanna talk to me anymore.