088 - VOICE

[cautionarytale]

GET THEM OFF ME! Who the hell brought these headless rats on board? I swear to god I'll kill you!


[ooc: In the background is the sound of ANGRY TRIBBLES. In her ongoing tradition of fail, Elle got mobbed, electrocuted everything in sight, and is now running through the halls being attacked by a bunch of singed tribbles.]

Comments

I decided that even turning up late, he can't miss a chance to facepalm.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Please don't tell me you actually tried to shock them.

hurray!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Only a little. There were like a million of them!

it's not an elle post without a howie facepalm, c'mon.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Were they actually trying to hurt you?

this is true

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

When I see a solid wall of fuzz coming straight at me, I don't really stop to evaluate its motivations!

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...did you not to think to get out of its way before attempting to electrocute them?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

No.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...so you thought to try and electrocute them instead. Could you not see where that went wrong?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

The part where I electrocuted them?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Yes. Did you not anticipate that going wrong before you did it?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

If I had my full ability, they'd be little piles of cinders and it wouldn't've gone wrong at all!

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Which is why you don't have your full ability. There's no reason to hurt or kill them. They're just annoying and need to be kept away from the food.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

They're literally balls of fur! What does it matter whether I kill them or not?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Because they're...alive, and doing nobody any harm.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

So? Aren't I not supposed to kill people because they're unique? These things aren't unique, they don't even have eyes.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Fair point, but I'd rather you didn't kill any living thing unless absolutely necessary or for purposes of food. If there's no other way of dealing with them, then go ahead. I'm pretty sure there's better ways of dealing with them, though.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Like what, let them suffocate me? They're barely even animals!

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

No, but there's a plan to contain them all in the empty rooms on the top floor. Grab a pillowcase or something and put them in there, then take them upstairs.

It's easy, they don't bite, me and Castiel did the same thing.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Why? Who gives a crap about these things? Why can't I just toss them overboard?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...it's better than electrocuting them.

Don't you think they're sort of cute nice? At all?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

They're gross and they've been trying to smother me. Who'd think these things were cute?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Spend five minutes not trying to kill one. They've got this really...calming thing going off, and I can't quite explain it.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

They're probably just trying to lure you into a false sense of security.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

They're little balls of fluff. I doubt they're that intelligent or cunning.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'cause animals never have things built-in to help them hunt.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

These things aren't hunting you, though. Our food supply? Perhaps. Not you.