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This stupid dog is getting fat. I let it run around, I don't feed it that much. Is there, like, some secret thing I'm supposed to be doing here?

[added after Sexby's suggestion:]

Hey Jackie Boy. Feel like letting me upstairs so my dog can have free range? I mean, it's an innocent little animal - you shouldn't keep it away from the fake sunlight and fresh air just because it's owned by an inmate.

[private to Chekov]

Mr. Chekov? Can I ask you something?

[private to Tosh]

You're a warden who knows about computers, right?

[private to Krycek]

So which is it: Krycek or Artnzen?

[private to Adam]

Sylar's got this plan where we talk to people who know about ships and try to get them to help us figure out how to get to the control room. He's on the Asian chick and I'm gonna talk to the Russian kid. He also wants access to that file I've got on everybody, but I'm not sure I want to give it to him.

And fyi, he's got a hard-on for the cheerleader. Dunno if that's something we can use or if it's just kinda gross.

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An idea's an idea. And Kirk was a dead-end, so we might as well try Sylar's plan. And he's been... nice to me lately. He might actually not be planning to stab us in the back.

What do you mean, you have history?

I doubt it. There's no such thing as an 'alliance' on this boat. Everyone's in it for their own reasons.

We've talked before.

We've got an alliance, don't we?

"Talked" isn't a euphemism for something, is it? 'Cause I always figured you had decent taste.

Of course we do.

Oh God no. "Talked" means "talked". She had some questions about her power and I answered them for her.

Good. I knew you had higher standards than her.

I made out with you, didn't I? And you're in the top rank of the Most Beautiful Barge Bachlorettes.

Oh, I know.

Just out of curiosity, who's my competition these days?

Mostly Lauren. That Hayley girl's cute but she's too young for my tastes.

Lauren really doesn't like you, you know.

Oh, I know. That doesn't change the fact that she's good in bed.

You said I was better.

That you are. She's good, but you're better.

Good.

By the way, I've got a dinner date with this guy name Krycek or Arntzen or something who's looking for weapons. Anything you want me to do with him other than drill him for information and then leave him hanging?

Just drilling him for information is fine with me. It might be good to find out his actual name, however.

Don't worry, I'm so on it.

That's my girl.

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Private - Have some petty!Elle.

Private - Elle, just accept that Adam's a slut. :/

Private - Never! In the world according to Elle, all men should only want her :C

Private -Too bad Adam lives in the world according to Adam, which basically is BOOBS.

Private - As long as he keeps telling her she's the best, he'll have happy!Elle to do his bidding.

Private - YOU ROCK, ELLE.