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[cautionarytale]

[private to Lauren Reed, now visible to Adam!]

Oh inmate of mine! Let's chat.


[private to the Admiral, now visible to Adam!]

Just between you and me, I'm all sorts of worried about Daddy dearest. Mind sending me on a quick trip home so I can check up on him?


[private to the Fourth Doctor, now visible to Adam!]

Sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel that game of chess.


[private to Adam]

Hey Adam, can your pal Elle walk again, or is she gonna need some physical therapy? I hear pit bull bites can be really nasty. I can recommend a good doctor...



[ooc: Elle has decided it's Dress Up And Pretend To Be Veronica Day. So she's wearing a denim jacket, sporting a new hairdo, and trolling everyone :c]

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But so is Lauren. So, you know, she deserves it. >.>

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

... I believe we had this conversation. Did you forget it in Rome or is your general brain capacity that low?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You know... I forgot to write it down, and if I don't write something down it just slips right out of my mind.

So you were saying about Adam?

Congrats, "Veronica", you managed to annoy her in less than five minutes!

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

I wasn't saying anything about Adam. You had asked what happened, I said we slept together, you looked nauseous and attempted to warn me against him, and I proceeded to ignore you.

Ring any bells?

Elle is just that talented at making people want to punch her

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Yeah. I was actually looking for more specifics this time.

She clearly is. (do you have an ETA for how long this plot will be? Lauren WILL figure it out?)

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Specifics? Are you requesting sexual details?

My, my, Veronica. You are more kinky than you let on.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I'm just full of secrets.

So, feel like spilling the sordid details?

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Evidently.

Well, where do I begin... it starts with removing clothes. Have you ever had sex, Veronica? I'm hardly the person you should be going to for "the talk".

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Did you take my advice? Are you staying clear of the walking plague?

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Though I'm vaguely curious as to why you suddenly once again feel the need to care - Yes. As I already told you, he's not high in my books seeing as he's taken to pretending he is someone he is not.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Well in that case. Can you keep a secret?

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with keeping them.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Ah, but does that mean you will keep them?

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Private - 1/2

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I'm not so much looking for Sex For Dummies as I am for...

Um.

Private - 2/2

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Tips.

What do four hundred year old guys... like?

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Tips.


Tips.


Why the bloody hell do you need tips for "the plague"?

Private - strikes so readable

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

The thing is. About that.

I don't think he's really I call him that stuff 'cause

I...

I've never had sex before.

Still Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

[There's quite a long pause in between her response.]

What are you playing at, Veronica? I could care less about the status of your virginity, but wanting to lose it to him? I'm insulted you think I would believe that.

Still Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm good at making people think I hate other people. Specifically attractive, blond, immortal people.

I... talked to him. I like him. There was some... Well, talking led to... other things.

So. Tips, anyone? What does a guy like that like?

Oh, and technically, the phrase is "I couldn't case less."

Still Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Was this attraction before or after he severely beat you alongside your bizarre lookalike? Yes, I know about that.

If he is as old as it is claimed, it's extremely doubtful that he hasn't slept with a virgin, nor would he deny any female who is one. Morals are not his highest priority.

Technique is not something you learn in a day, Veronica. Mine, at least.

Sarcasm, love. Look it up.

Still Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

We reconciled our differences. And it's not like he's going to turn me down, I just don't wanna suck, okay?

Tsk tsk. That's no excuse for bad grammar.

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

How revolting meaningless brilliant. I'll get back to you once I find the ability to care.

Everyone has a first time, and everyone wishes they knew more than they did at the time. It's, dare I say it, normal.

On the contrary. You most likely will be doing some 'sucking'.

I am not giving you sex advice.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

That's sweet of you. And what a great pun!

Just... promise you won't tell Logan, okay? I can't deal with him right now.

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

I try.

And why should I promise that? You're in a relationship with him, are you not? One may think he would have been your choice for this. I don't say this often, but I generally like him, so do me a favour and don't make our already dysfunctional warden-inmate relationship worse.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Look, you may be all chummy with Logan, but he's a really clingy boyfriend, and frankly more times than not I can't stand the guy. So keep your mouth shut or you'll be spending some time in the cells.