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[cautionarytale]

[private to Lauren Reed, now visible to Adam!]

Oh inmate of mine! Let's chat.


[private to the Admiral, now visible to Adam!]

Just between you and me, I'm all sorts of worried about Daddy dearest. Mind sending me on a quick trip home so I can check up on him?


[private to the Fourth Doctor, now visible to Adam!]

Sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel that game of chess.


[private to Adam]

Hey Adam, can your pal Elle walk again, or is she gonna need some physical therapy? I hear pit bull bites can be really nasty. I can recommend a good doctor...



[ooc: Elle has decided it's Dress Up And Pretend To Be Veronica Day. So she's wearing a denim jacket, sporting a new hairdo, and trolling everyone :c]

Comments

Still Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm good at making people think I hate other people. Specifically attractive, blond, immortal people.

I... talked to him. I like him. There was some... Well, talking led to... other things.

So. Tips, anyone? What does a guy like that like?

Oh, and technically, the phrase is "I couldn't case less."

Still Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Was this attraction before or after he severely beat you alongside your bizarre lookalike? Yes, I know about that.

If he is as old as it is claimed, it's extremely doubtful that he hasn't slept with a virgin, nor would he deny any female who is one. Morals are not his highest priority.

Technique is not something you learn in a day, Veronica. Mine, at least.

Sarcasm, love. Look it up.

Still Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

We reconciled our differences. And it's not like he's going to turn me down, I just don't wanna suck, okay?

Tsk tsk. That's no excuse for bad grammar.

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

How revolting meaningless brilliant. I'll get back to you once I find the ability to care.

Everyone has a first time, and everyone wishes they knew more than they did at the time. It's, dare I say it, normal.

On the contrary. You most likely will be doing some 'sucking'.

I am not giving you sex advice.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

That's sweet of you. And what a great pun!

Just... promise you won't tell Logan, okay? I can't deal with him right now.

Private

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

I try.

And why should I promise that? You're in a relationship with him, are you not? One may think he would have been your choice for this. I don't say this often, but I generally like him, so do me a favour and don't make our already dysfunctional warden-inmate relationship worse.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Look, you may be all chummy with Logan, but he's a really clingy boyfriend, and frankly more times than not I can't stand the guy. So keep your mouth shut or you'll be spending some time in the cells.

Suddenly -- no longer Private!

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Regardless of your "authority" over me, you really do not want to start threatening me.

This one's private! A privacy tug-of-war?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Logan finds out none of this, or you are going to find yourself in a world of hurt.

*TUG* Not private!

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

You must be able to do better. Where is that obnoxious attempt at wit that you normally grace me with?

*TUG BACK* Private!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It got killed in the hellscape that is my love life. Now why don't you toddle off before you get yourself in serious trouble?

*TUG TUG TUG* Not private.

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Need I remind you, darling, that you were the one who solicited my help.

I've been in much worse. Try me.

*TUUUUUUUUUUUUUG* Private.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Logan hears one word about this, and you can bet I will. Darling.