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[cautionarytale]

Anyone else feel like my glorious warden and his cronies deserve to get fed to something nasty for thinking that port was a "vacation?"

Come on guys, if you wanted to see girl-on-girl spanking action, you should've just asked. But then if you could get anything resembling sex around here, I guess you wouldn't need to visit Hooker City, would you?

Now, sure, I hate the Admiral as much as the next gal, but I think I'll sleep better knowing that my afterlife isn't being dictated by a bunch of drunken little boys who think a feces-soaked city full of slavers, Xena-era STDs, and... oh yeah, volcanoes is a good idea. Next time there's a mutiny, let's aim to put someone competent in the captain's chair.



[private to Sam Tyler]

Hey, can we talk?


[private to the Master]

So what's with you and Lucy?

Comments

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

Just myself.

But on the Argo.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

That's, like, a boat. Right?

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

You don't know what the Argo is?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It's a boat, isn't it? Did you take a pleasure cruise or something?

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

It's a boat from Greek mythology, I think. We started looking for the golden fleece but there was this sea monster and we had to fight it.

It was kind of awesome.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You fought a sea monster? Why do I miss out on all the fun stuff?

Was it huge? Did you kill it?

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

It was kind of more like a group effort but yeah, it was huge.

I wish you'd been there.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wish I'd been there too.

You could come by and celebrate. I've still got this Roman slavegirl outfit.