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[cautionarytale]

Anyone else feel like my glorious warden and his cronies deserve to get fed to something nasty for thinking that port was a "vacation?"

Come on guys, if you wanted to see girl-on-girl spanking action, you should've just asked. But then if you could get anything resembling sex around here, I guess you wouldn't need to visit Hooker City, would you?

Now, sure, I hate the Admiral as much as the next gal, but I think I'll sleep better knowing that my afterlife isn't being dictated by a bunch of drunken little boys who think a feces-soaked city full of slavers, Xena-era STDs, and... oh yeah, volcanoes is a good idea. Next time there's a mutiny, let's aim to put someone competent in the captain's chair.



[private to Sam Tyler]

Hey, can we talk?


[private to the Master]

So what's with you and Lucy?

Comments

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I'd watch what you're promising if I were you.

[vampish_aleera]

Promises are never punished... Only acts.

Perhaps I should try one.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Could be a blast.

[vampish_aleera]

I do not doubt it would have a memorable flavour, lady...