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[cautionarytale]

Anyone else feel like my glorious warden and his cronies deserve to get fed to something nasty for thinking that port was a "vacation?"

Come on guys, if you wanted to see girl-on-girl spanking action, you should've just asked. But then if you could get anything resembling sex around here, I guess you wouldn't need to visit Hooker City, would you?

Now, sure, I hate the Admiral as much as the next gal, but I think I'll sleep better knowing that my afterlife isn't being dictated by a bunch of drunken little boys who think a feces-soaked city full of slavers, Xena-era STDs, and... oh yeah, volcanoes is a good idea. Next time there's a mutiny, let's aim to put someone competent in the captain's chair.



[private to Sam Tyler]

Hey, can we talk?


[private to the Master]

So what's with you and Lucy?

Comments

[still-ineffable.livejournal.com]

My name is Aziraphale and please, don't.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, Azriphale.

You really are a good Samaritan, aren't you? Some guys would think a hot blonde girl calling them 'Master' was a huge turn-on.

[still-ineffable.livejournal.com]

Well. I'm an angel, technically not a 'guy' at all, so one will find that I have absolutely no 'turn-ons' whatsoever.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You're Nathan Petrelli's warden, right?

[still-ineffable.livejournal.com]

That's correct. The two of you know each other, I assume?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

He's my boyfriend's big brother, my boss' son, sorta famous where I come from. He's also a huge tool and really mean to Peter all the time. He tried to "accidentally" leave him in port one time, and then pretended like it was for Peter's own good.

So... a heads-up, I guess. You might want to get it through his thick skull that there's a reason he's an inmate and his brother's a warden so maybe he shouldn't be such a jackass.

Private

[still-ineffable.livejournal.com]

I...see. Thank you for the information, Miss Bishop; I'll keep it all in mind.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Thanks a bundle. Azriphale.