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[cautionarytale]

So apparently I'm supposed to like, talk to people.

Anybody wanna talk?

Comments

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh swell. Electrocuting you sounds like fun.

[vampish_aleera]

As does biting you.

But let us not speak of such things...

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I thought you wanted to talk about fun.

[vampish_aleera]

To engage in harmful fun is... Against my present status.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Gee, that's too bad.

[vampish_aleera]

Why must you forever taunt me?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Because it's my kind of fun.

[vampish_aleera]

Then I deny you this fun!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Come stop me, then.

[vampish_aleera]

I already have...

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

That's funny, I feel like I'm still doing it.

[vampish_aleera]

No.

Instead, I shall ask what your most treasured memory of this place is. So that I might better understand you.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

And I'll just blurt out the answer to any question you ask, 'cause that sounds like a nifty idea.

[vampish_aleera]

The answer to this riddle is a secret?

You must be perpetually in fright for the world to discover such things from you...

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Fright. Not telling everyone who comes along anything they want to know about you. Those're two different things.

[vampish_aleera]

You must do very little talking, lady. No wonder he has tasked you with this mission.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

He tasked me with this "mission" 'cause he's got nothing better to do.

[vampish_aleera]

Or because you have yet to value friendships.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure it's the nothing-better-to-do one.

[vampish_aleera]

No. He is not given to laziness. He is of working peasant stock.

And is... Driven by religious needs.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, tell me about it. But seriously? Pretty sure this is busy work.

[vampish_aleera]

Why? Because this is how you would act?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Because there's no point.

[vampish_aleera]

He is not one to be given to such notions. I think there is purpose in what he has asked.

If only to keep you amiss from troubles...

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Maybe there is. I dunno what it is, you don't know what it is, so it's just... busy work.