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[cautionarytale]

[Elle looks soggy and annoyed and a little bit frazzled. Folks on level 5 may have recently heard a shriek because wheeee electrocution.]

Okay, seriously? Not. Funny. Whoever's behind this, I'll find you and I am totally gonna kick your ass!


[private separately to Adam and Howie, added after she calmed down and talked with T'Pol]

Why do guys like it when a girl jumps out of a cake?

Comments

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you'll also die a virgin.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I already have. There's nothing wrong with that. I'd rather die a virgin and with my faith, than an old man and without God.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

So what's wrong with sex anyway? It's fun.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with it. It just isn't something I believe should be given away easily, and is something that should be for the woman you love.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I... kinda think you're right. A little.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I won't, but it's nothing to be ashamed of, you know.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It's really sappy.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

There's no harm in that, either.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

As long as nobody finds out.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You know, they used to make fun of me at work for that kind of thing.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

See, I don't wanna get made fun of.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Which is why I'm not going to say anything, but they're idiots for making fun of someone taking a principled stand on something.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Watching someone jump out of a cake in a bikini is different, though. You're not actually having sex.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

True, but it's about resisting temptation.

And it's hardly respectful to women, is it?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's not?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Well, not really. You're not just, I dunno, objects for men's entertainment.

private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

[pause to contemplate whole new vistas of social issues] But... it can't just be fun for everybody?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It'd be nice if it was, but do you really think it is?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

It's not?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Well, would you enjoy it? Really?

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

If it was for a guy I knew as a joke, it might be fun. I dunno, I've never done it.

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't like doing it for a woman, I know that much.

The way some of the women on that island treated me... I felt dirty, you know? Don't you think you would?

this is a weird thing to discuss.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

What'd they do to you?

Re: private

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Aside from the woman who was determined to seduce me? Before they killed me, they wanted to... wash me, touch me and... it felt so very, very wrong.

Re: private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

If somebody wanted to seduce me, I think I'd like the attention. The washing thing's kinda weird.