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[cautionarytale]

[private to Adam]

Your little Rome friend is bugging me. Wanna do something about that?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

She's not worth anything to you. And don't worry-I'm dealing with this on my own.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I want to help. I don't like her.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I don't like her either. But I've got this.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Why can't I help?

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I'm dealing this in a way where we won't end up getting thrown in zero again.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Oh, I tried convincing Sylar to go on a killing spree. He's being a total stick in the mud and won't hear anything I have to say unless I let him poke around in my brain.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Odd. You know, he got in contact with me not too long ago. Do you know, he thinks that you're turning me against him?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You think I've got a grand scheme to manipulate the two of you into a battle to the death?

Maybe I'd be up for that if you both promised to fight naked in oil.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Honestly? No. I just think that he's either jealous or just pissed that we haven't talked in a while.

As long I get to see you naked, I'm fine with that. We can do without the oil.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Poor Sylar must be feeling lonely.

But the oil makes everything shinier and slipperier.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It's hard being a serial killer who nobody likes.

Oh fine. You can watch Sylar and me wrestle in oil only if I get you naked and in the oil later.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I really wouldn't know anything about that.

That can be arranged.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Neither do I. I'm only inferring.

Fantastic.