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[ooc: Elle got stupidly, horribly drunk because LOL FREE BOOZE and various other reasons like loneliness and homesickness and Adam gave her a taste for it, but mostly blame this post. Her drunken argument with Libby is also where a lot of this stuff is coming from, so it's not TOTALLY random.]

[fail!private to Peter, actually public because she's drunk]

Why cant we live happily ever after?

And dont believe people who say your not good enough because youre a hero, I dont care what naybody says. there ALL WRONG. But woudl it kill you to be more irres iruspons less respsn more fun sometimes?

i love you

But you never CUT LOOSE.

and your brother and your neive niece suck. just leave em. They wouldnt notice anyway. Theyre too into themselves and all your brother does is put you down. We can bring Adam and keep him in a basket or something.

But you wont let us leave because youve got a stick up your butt so at least lemme move in with you PLEASE. I'll be good and I won't put anymore scorch marks on any of your stuff probably

[fail!private to Adam]

youre like a racecar

Next time were in a port with cars, lets steal a racecar. I wanna drive really fast.

[fail!private to Kirk and Jack Harkness]

I hate you both. why cant i just go home or at least give it back

[fail!private to Tony]

your naive. I think someone hsould pick you up by your ankles and shake you til all the naive falls out.

Would that work? Or would it jsut be really funny

[fail!private to Sylar]

I dont wanna annoy OR bother you. Sometimes your nice and I miss what we never had but mostly I wanna KILL you. I shouldve been better and killed you before then I wouldnt be dead or fucked or fucked and dead or whateevr and my dad'd still be alive. But maybe you coud come over sometime and I could tweeze your eyebrows. or I'll do something better wirh your hair if you want,. im good at tahat. Or maybe I'll kill you, I dunno.

Somwtimes i think about filing you up with so much electricity youre all made out of blue light. At least youd be pretty when you died. Not YOU exactly but the light would be.

~~i miss it~~
Why didn't I kill you in your apartment? I shouldve known what id turned you into. I shouldve killed you in the lab too. I raelly wish I hated you. I made you into a monster so msotly i hate me for not putting you down before you fucked up my life.

... if I mde you in my own image does that make me yuor god?

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God I wish there was. I think I'm gonna take some Tylenol and sleep for the next, I dunno, week or so. My head's killing me.

Want me to come visit? I could kiss your head and make it feel better or something horribly cliche like that.

That sounds great. Except I'm pretty sure Peter's on his way and that'd get awkward fast.

I kinda accidentally started blabbering about your hot naked body to Libby last night. What if she tells Peter we slept together? I mean, we haven't in, like, years, but what if he still gets mad about it?

I'm sick of him being mad at me. I try to do everything right and I still wind up doing all kinds of things totally wrong. Relationships suck. I mean, they don't really, but they kinda do.

You know, if you don't want Peter to be mad at you then we should probably just be friends-like you were talking about the last time we met.

And yes, relationships do suck.

Yeah I know. But what if... I mean, what if the damage is kinda already done? What am I supposed to tell him if he finds out? He gets pissed off when I'm not cheating on him, and I'm pretty sure topless making out counts as real cheating.

How many times have you been married?

Ten times.

So relationships suck but you keep coming back for more?

I'm a sadist when it comes to relationships.

I never would've guessed.

Are they worth it?

A few of them were. Others I should have just left alone.

Would I be worth it?

Yeah, you would.

Cool.

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