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[cautionarytale]

Looking for willing and able volunteers.

1.
2. Charlie Prince
3. Paul Redeker
4. Wolfram von Bielefeld
5.
6. Ethan Rayne


[ooc: At her warden's behest, Elle has deleted the list. However, because she's sneaky like that, it's been reposted here.]

Comments

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I do anything like that? I can still feel pain. If I stuck my hand the disposal, it would feel like I just was a normal human-it's just that my hand would regenerate.

Well, write the Admiral an angry letter or complain to your warden. Other than that, there's really nothing you can do.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I really don't know, Adam. You didn't have a disposal when we knew each other. You could be a masochist, for all I know.

Most people don't like even gentle electric shocks.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Well, let me state for the record that getting one's hand stuck in a disposal, being shot at, being stabbed, or being wounded in any major way hurts, and I don't like being shot at, being stabbed, etc.

I'm not most people. We both know that.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not most people. If you were most people, you'd be on my list.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Which brings us back to my first question: what's the list for?

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Well, since you were so nice and told me a secret, I'll tell you one:

It's a hit list.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

A hit list. I thought it was something like that, considering the people. I haven't met Ethan or whoever this Wolfram bloke is, but I know that Charlie is a bit of an idiot.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ethan and Wolfram volunteered. So did Mr. Redeker.

And I don't like Charlie.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

They obviously don't know you that well then.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Ethan thinks he does. He even sounded like he knew it was a hit list.

He's kinda funny. I might keep him around for a while.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Well, have fun. Don't do anything that'll cause too much trouble.