cautionarytale: (company girl)
Elle Bishop ([personal profile] cautionarytale) wrote2009-03-24 04:41 pm

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[private to Adam]

Can you pick a lock?


[private to Tony]

Do you still have my file?


[private to Peter, added after her ability mysteriously vanishes]

Did you

Why

Peter...

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[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2009-03-25 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. Turns out I really was too hot for you to handle.

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[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2009-03-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I just realized that you don't actually have a soul or a brain, so wasn't quite sure how I could reform you. I figured I'd stop wasting your time and hope you got someone who wouldn't feel guilty leaving you dead.

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[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2009-03-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sure Tony. If that's what you have to tell yourself to be able to live with your shriveled manhood.