cautionarytale: (bzuh?)
Elle Bishop ([personal profile] cautionarytale) wrote2010-05-16 01:17 pm

110 - VIDEO

[Elle sits down in front of the camera, looking decidedly freaked out. Her hair is damp.]

Okay, I was willing to roll with probably being a businesswoman or maybe, like, a really high-class hooker...

[Awkward glance down at her push-up bra and shirt with the plunging neckline.]

And then I was in the shower and there was this spider and it kinda startled me and I electrocuted myself. I dunno how, but it felt like I think sticking my finger in an outlet would feel.

[She waves her hand like she's trying to conjure up electricity, but nothing happens.]

What if I'm--

[On the lam from a government research facility? An alien? A superhero in disguise? She kind of squeaks as she realizes that in none of those situations is sharing a good thing.]

Never mind.

[Paaaaauuuuuse.]

Has anyone seen a chubby middle-aged balding man with glasses around? I've got a--

Never mind.

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we're all looking for someone.

What do you have?

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I've. Um. It's not important, really. It's just a photograph. It could be anything.

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A photograph of a person? That's something!

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I don't know who it is.

[identity profile] lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have a picture, that should mean that you at least like the person. That they are important to you.

[identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Or Right.