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[cautionarytale]

[Elle sits down in front of the camera, looking decidedly freaked out. Her hair is damp.]

Okay, I was willing to roll with probably being a businesswoman or maybe, like, a really high-class hooker...

[Awkward glance down at her push-up bra and shirt with the plunging neckline.]

And then I was in the shower and there was this spider and it kinda startled me and I electrocuted myself. I dunno how, but it felt like I think sticking my finger in an outlet would feel.

[She waves her hand like she's trying to conjure up electricity, but nothing happens.]

What if I'm--

[On the lam from a government research facility? An alien? A superhero in disguise? She kind of squeaks as she realizes that in none of those situations is sharing a good thing.]

Never mind.

[Paaaaauuuuuse.]

Has anyone seen a chubby middle-aged balding man with glasses around? I've got a--

Never mind.

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[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

[Very cautiously, Elle reached out and touched the metal frame of the cabinet door. It stung! That was definitely static electricity right there.] "Everybody gets static shocks. That's no big deal," [she said, half to herself and half to him.]

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

[O'Brien pulled a face,] Are you sure? Try something else. Lightening ah, doesn't strike twice.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

"No. It's okay. You know what, I... I'm a pathological liar," [she said, as though coming to a realization. Okay, so, not pathological, but she was a good liar. Maybe she was a spy?]