Elle Bishop (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cautionarytale) wrote2010-05-16 01:17 pm
cautionarytale) wrote2010-05-16 01:17 pm
110 - VIDEO
[Elle sits down in front of the camera, looking decidedly freaked out. Her hair is damp.]
Okay, I was willing to roll with probably being a businesswoman or maybe, like, a really high-class hooker...
[Awkward glance down at her push-up bra and shirt with the plunging neckline.]
And then I was in the shower and there was this spider and it kinda startled me and I electrocuted myself. I dunno how, but it felt like I think sticking my finger in an outlet would feel.
[She waves her hand like she's trying to conjure up electricity, but nothing happens.]
What if I'm--
[On the lam from a government research facility? An alien? A superhero in disguise? She kind of squeaks as she realizes that in none of those situations is sharing a good thing.]
Never mind.
[Paaaaauuuuuse.]
Has anyone seen a chubby middle-aged balding man with glasses around? I've got a--
Never mind.
Okay, I was willing to roll with probably being a businesswoman or maybe, like, a really high-class hooker...
[Awkward glance down at her push-up bra and shirt with the plunging neckline.]
And then I was in the shower and there was this spider and it kinda startled me and I electrocuted myself. I dunno how, but it felt like I think sticking my finger in an outlet would feel.
[She waves her hand like she's trying to conjure up electricity, but nothing happens.]
What if I'm--
[On the lam from a government research facility? An alien? A superhero in disguise? She kind of squeaks as she realizes that in none of those situations is sharing a good thing.]
Never mind.
[Paaaaauuuuuse.]
Has anyone seen a chubby middle-aged balding man with glasses around? I've got a--
Never mind.