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[cautionarytale]

YOU STUPID WHORE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!

Comments

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

Wow, what happened to your hair, dear sister? Cheer pranks getting out of hand?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Gee, I dunno, who lives with me and therefore has access to my shampoo that might wanna slip some hair dye in there...

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

You think Dad has it out for you too?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Hah! It suits you!

...too bad she didn't just shave the stuff off.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Dad isn't a retarded little brat like you.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

What do you know, loser?

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

I'm offended that you think it was me.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I know you're sleeping with like...everyone. I heard that's how we got so many pairs of underwear around the school. They're all yours, and each guy you screwed pitched in and took one pair.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

That's a good look for you!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Like you've ever even seen a pair of girl's underwear before. Have any one of you theater nerds ever gotten laid?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Shut up, retard! I'm totally gonna kick your ass tomorrow!

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Of course I've seen girl's underwear. I've seen yours, just like everybody else!

And we have. With each other.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You are, like, the worst sister ever! I hate you!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I meant before, DUH.

Eww. Theater geeks are gross enough without the thought of them doing each other! Way to, like, totally ruin my appetite for dinner!

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

...no.

And hah! Should I take pictures next time!

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

You might as well just shave your head. It'll take forever for all of that to grow out.

sorry for the repeated edits

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

I'm telling Dad you said that. Wanna bet that I can get you grounded again?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You've obviously never heard of hair dye. It won't be hard to dye it back to my natural blonde.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

If you've never... but you've...

EW. Oh god, SO GROSS. You are such a perv!

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna tell him you dyed my hair blue! Then he'll totally ground you instead!

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

But why ruin the fun everyone else is having?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Jeez, your life really must be miserable if this is your idea of a good time.

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That'll happen.

I think it's a good look for you.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm just gonna die my hair back. It's not that hard - even a retard like you could figure out how to dye her hair blonde.

And dad'll totally ground you if I say you stole my underwear and left it lying all over the place and that you put hair dye in my shampoo! I bet he'd make you go to all-day detention tomorrow too!

[petite-sleuth.livejournal.com]

Try it. I dare you. Or you could do something useful and go collect your underpants. It's kind of disgusting how slutty you are.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I don't leave my underwear lying around the school, you bitch! This is totally all your fault!

Tony's lying

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I...uh...

I totally didn't mean that! You're the perv for thinking I mean...